Q: Do you hire?
A:  Yes we are looking for talented individuals to join our staff as drivers, chefs, wait staff, and
more! Interested candidates are encouraged to complete the application.   
We have the right to refuse service to anyone. Prices are subject to change without notice. Tax not included
in price. © 2006 Luigi Ortega’s, Inc. All images are copy right and property of Luigi Ortega’s, Inc.
Q: Exactly how hot is your Suicide Sauce?
A:  Very.  Next question?  Seriously, it’s extremely concentrated, one drop in four ounces of a
mild sauce would be equivalent give or take to a bottle of Tabasco sauce.
Q: How did you come up with the name Luigi Ortega?
A:  I wish there was a good/funny story behind this, but we were looking for a name that
flowed easily and signified that the food would be Italian and Mexican.   Luigi Ortega just
sounded one heck of a lot better then Jesus Roselli.
Q: How do you come up with all the fusion dishes like Mexican Lasagna, and Italian
Burritos?
A:  We tried lots of stuff that just didn’t work, since there’s a lot of meat, cheese, and flour
based products in both cultures, combinations of those usually work.  Italian nachos, NOT!  
Mexican pizza with enchilada sauce, NOT!
Q: How much is two and two?
A:  Is this a trick question?  4
Q: Your decor looks amazing, did you hire a designer?
A:  No, believe it or not Luigi and Ortega (aka; owners) did every single thing themselves from
shooting the images in NY and Philly for the wallpaper, finding the unique fans to the carts
and napkin holders.  Though a freind gave us the screaming chicken.
Q: I love your assortment of soda pop, especially the root beers.  But, why are the
flavors constantly changing?
A:  Two reasons, one we like diversity and the more unusual ones are not always available.
Q: How much is two times two?
A:   I know there’s a punch line somewhere here, but I’ll play.  4!
Q: A friend told me about your place.  I travel all the way from Santa Monica for
your Suicide Pie and Philly cheese steaks.  Are you planning to open a location on
the West Side?
A:  Yes, how much money do you have to invest?
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